My Ugly David Cook Babies

I need to find a creative, less creepy outlet for my boredom.

Renee Out.

Funny Overheard in NY

Creepy patron: How's the cheesecake?

Bored waitress: It's as close to heaven as you can get!

Creepy patron: Well, people have different interpretations of heaven.

Bored waitress: (says nothing)

Creepy patron: Mine's a warm woman.

Bored waitress: Well, we're not serving those today. Just cheesecake.

--Village Bistro

Renee's Letters to Write

1. Cobie Smulders

2. Jenna Fischer

3. Zachary Levi

4. Johnny, the ex-DJ from Ellen

5. Jack Johnson

I did read that David Archuleta answers all his fanmail, but I refuse to stoop that low! I'd rather lose than send a letter to David Archuleta. Not that there's anything wrong with him, it's just against my principles.

I went to this sketchy website to find addresses and who usually responds and OMG it is so creepy. Someone will scan their letter and then forty people will post "Great success!" like zombie clones. All the ones that talked about their Evangeline Lilly letters didn't get nearly as much of a letter from her as I did. They all got like half a line. WELL HAHA, I guess I am her favourite. These creepers on the website all collect autographs. I literally can't describe how strange that website made me feel. It's like when you listened to the overpersonal Howard Shore interview.

I don't know if any of my people will respond. All the lesser famous people I enjoy are not even on the interweb, Gabby:( Also, I'm pretty sure we're supposed to send these things called "SASE"s, where we like send a picture and a stamped envelope BUT I DIDN'T DO THAT WTH EVANGELINE LILLY SO I WON'T DO IT NOW.

Apparently BJ Novak answers in three weeks if you send a SASE. Whatever that is...

Renee Out.

A Post About Old News for Renee

Firstly and most importantly, I will admit one thing and one thing only: Adam Lambert does have a pretty good voice. However, I will never say that he is a) hot or b) straight.

Now, on to business: Octomommy. I know that this is, like, super duper old news, but Renee apparently lives under a rock and when I referenced it briefly, she gave me a questioning look. So, for Renee only, here's what happened.

Nadya Suleman gave birth to octuplets on January 26th and they all survived. At first, everyone was like, "Oh, how exciting, blahblah." But then, when new information was released about her, people freaked the hell out. Turns out these 8 babies bring her kid count up to 14. YES SHE HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO 14 FREAKING CHILDREN and all throw in vitro fertilization. Slowly, more information about her has been released and stories have changed. She went from not being on well-fare to being on well-fare, receiving worker's compensation and government aid. It's also been released that a few of her other children are disabled and she lives with her parents who are being bankrupted. And there is also a lot of controversy surrounding the artificial insemination vis-a-vis whether the doctor should have implanted 6 embryos (2 split) or not.

This whole story grosses me out. I mean, she's said that she's wanted children since being in high school. I just find the whole thing wrong. Like, she can't support these kids and they're going to have terrible lives. I mean, she has no job! Plus, how can she give them all the attention they need? It just makes me so mad. And then, she has the nerve to ask for donations on her website. As for the doctor, he has a moral obligation and the fact that he didn't uphold that obligation should disbar (is this the right word?) him. 

As for that photo, it is the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

Peace, Gab