Renee's Number 5 Hottie(s)

I concur with the Jake Gyllenhaal choice. I covet his loins.

My number five is a tie.

Renee's Number 5 Hotties: Neil Patrick Harris and Justin Chambers

I don't want to write center aligned. Left justify me!

Whatever.

Renee Out.

Gab's Number 6 Hottie

I agree, Renee, I don't go for the Orangutan-looking men (like you, as you pointed out in your last post). Instead, I go for the attractive ones. 

Anyways, this is not my favourite actor (although I do quite like him), but I do LOVE Donnie Darko and Brokeback Mountain. And I will be renting the straight-to-DVD-S. Darko. And probably not enjoying it because it has no hotties in it (no one can ever convince me that Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl is hot) and has an awful story line. Also, he's totally hilarious every time he goes on the Ellen Show.

Gab's Number 6 Hottie: Jake Gyllenhaal

PS: The "Eybrows" are ugly.

Renee's Number 6 Hottie

I guess we're just gonna bang them all out now... that's what she said. Anyways. I'm disappointed in you, Gab, Leonardo DiCaprio is SUUUCH a shemale. You obviously don't go for the masculine, NON-GORRILLA looking guys like me.

My number six would be way higher on my list if this were simply a personality contest (my number four is a rumoured asshole.) However, I am able to distinguish between looks and personality. I'm not biased like SOME PEOPLE I KNOW (that was aimed at you, Gab. Andy Samberg? Really? REALLY?)

Renee's Number 6 Hottie: John Burke Krasinski

P.S. The Eybrows make the man, Gab.

Gab's Number 7 Hottie

I agree with your mom Renee, he looks like an ape. You'd think you'd have taste considering you were raised by someone who agrees with me.

Gab's Number 7 Hottie: Leonardo DiCaprio

Renee's Number 7 Hottie

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is hot. HAHAHA, good one. Feast your eyes on God's masterpiece.

Renee's Number 7: David Boreneaz

P.S. How do you not know who William Moseley is? He's Peter from the Chronicles of Frickin' Narnia.

Gab's Number 8 Hottie

Talk about nice eyes and a nice jaw-line. Plus, if you've ever seen The Tudors, you'll understand the sex appeal he is oozing. 

Especially if you watch it uncensored on DVD.

Gab's Number 8 Hottie: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

PS: I'm pretty sure that calling what David Cook has "talent" is blasphemy.

FUNNIEST THING EVER

Renee's Number 8 Hottie

Um, talent doesn't make a hottie, Gab. Jawlines and straight teeth make a hotties. Speaking of sexy jawlines:

Renee's Number 8: William Moseley

EDIT: AND BY THE BY, DAVID COOK HAS MORE TALENT THAN YOUR ASSHATS WILL EVER HAVE!! But we should go see that new movie with Joaquin Phoenix and Gwyneth Paltrow, it looks SO good. But I'm still offended

Renee Out.

Gab's Number 9 Hottie

At least Adrian Brody has talent, which I find sexy. (unlike *cough* David Cook who I know is on your list somewhere)

Gab's Number 9 Hottie: Joaquin Phoenix (pre-facial hair)

Oh, what's that, someone else with an enormous amount of talent?

Peace, Gab

Renee's Number 9 Hottie

Adrian Brody? Are you joking? His nose is like as big as his face.

Renee's Number 9: Andrew Bravener

Andrew Bravener is on youtube but isn't really famous, which I guess makes my putting him on my list a little weird but whatever.