Renee's Number 2 Shows

I realized that we never did our thoughtful thursday things or whatever it was. We are failing at the new schedule. Anyways.

How I Met Your Mother

The Office

"Here comes treble."

Renee Out.

Gab needs to get over it!

FOR THE LAST TIME, HE IS NOT HOT. I'm sorry. He's funny and talented and everything, but not hot. He actually looks a little bit like a corpse.

Now, if you want to transfer your affections to someone deserving, I have a few suggestions. Adam Lambert, John Krasinski, Adam Lambert, David Cook, Adam Lambert...any one of these men I would be more than willing to share with my bestie.

I'm so excited about when you come home! (and p.s. I was creeping your facebook wall, and none of your other friends even know when you get back, they're all like, "When do you come home?" Nerds!)

I saw Great Big Sea in concert. They were so good!

Grey's Anatomy was awesome! Owen is hot!

It's kind of late.

I'm going to see I Love You Man tomorrow. I can't wait until the HIMYM finale!!!

Robin: If he's missing some teeth, I'm missing my pants (favourite line right now)

I miss you!
Renee Out

Renee's Response

Octuplets. Ouchie. Her situation sounds suspicious. It always makes me kind of sad when these celebrities get together, have boatloads of kids and then split up. I feel bad for the kids, not the celebrities. Celebrities, in general, are lame, minus my American Idols and the tv stars I love that aren't really that famous, eg. NPH, John Krasinski.

Speaking of boatloads of children...I like Jon and Kate Plus 8. The kids are so cute. I'm not as into it as my friend Anita (she can recite all of the kids first and middle names IN THEIR BIRTH ORDER. It's a little weird) but I think that the kids can be really hilarious. I liked it when this one girl Alexis was looking at the camera and then randomly started going "Woof! woof!" She does stuff like that a lot.

I guess the conclusion I can make is that I watch too much tv.

I'm very excited about my future kids. I'm gonna marry a hottie (couugh*David Cook*cough) and our kids will be SO ADORABLE and so smart. Here are their possible names

Girls

Eloise
Elodie
Isobelle (Izzie)
Jade
Lily
Charlotte
Amy
Odella
Ginevra
Ella

Boys

Evan
Jacob (Not named after Twilight, what?)
Finnigan (Finn)
Alexander (Xander)
Caleb
Mark

It's so fun to name my future kids. I'll probably end up not having any because I have no patience but whatever. What triggered this rant? Oh right, the octopus lady.

Renee Out.

Renee's Number 6 Hottie

I guess we're just gonna bang them all out now... that's what she said. Anyways. I'm disappointed in you, Gab, Leonardo DiCaprio is SUUUCH a shemale. You obviously don't go for the masculine, NON-GORRILLA looking guys like me.

My number six would be way higher on my list if this were simply a personality contest (my number four is a rumoured asshole.) However, I am able to distinguish between looks and personality. I'm not biased like SOME PEOPLE I KNOW (that was aimed at you, Gab. Andy Samberg? Really? REALLY?)

Renee's Number 6 Hottie: John Burke Krasinski

P.S. The Eybrows make the man, Gab.