Gab's Ideal Dinner Party

So, I didn't want to invite some people to our joint dinner party because Renee doesn't like them, so here is my list.

1. BJ Novak

2. Mitch Hewer

3. Mindy Kaling

4. Cobie Smulders

5. Neil Patrick Harris

6. Seth Meyers

7. Travis Wall

8. Natalie Portman

9. Tyce Diorio

10. Jorma Taccone

And the seating chart!

Peace, Gab

Gab and Renee joint dinner party FINAL DRAFT

1. Neil Patrick Harris

2. Tyce Diorio

3. Cobie Smulders

4. BJ Novak

5. Adam Lambert

6. Ingrid Michaelson

7. Mindy Kaling

8. David Cook

9. Ellen Degeneres

10. John Krasinski


Seating plan:

*****John BJ Gab Renee Cobie*******
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Mindy********* TABLE************Neil
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*****Ingrid Tyce Ellen David Adam*****

Craig got the axe because we decided he would be over the top for our mellow dinner party, and we thought Regina Spektor might be too quiet. LOVE how seriously we are taking this! The seating plan took wayyyy too long for us to make considering this is fictional.

Can't wait for our non-existant party!!

Renee and Gab Peacing Out and things.

Renee's Rough Draft for joint dinner party

Early list of ten people for our fabulous dinner party that we will obviously have, once we are famous. We will both post a list, compare and edit.

1. Neil Patrick Harris
2. David Burtka
3. Tyce Diorio
4. Cobie Smulders
5. David Cook (please?)
6. Adam Lambert
*7. Bret McKenzie
*8. Jemaine Clement
9. BJ Novak (ugh)
10. Regina Spektor

See, I'm stuck here, because we can't really only have Flight of the Conchord, can we, but that leaves no room for Ingrid Michaelson.

RENEE EDIT:

7 and 8 become Ingrid Michaelson and Ellen Degeneres. Sorry boys! (They'll be crush, I'm sure)

Also, David Burtka is a chef kind of, right? if we have him as our caterer does that make him not count as a guest? Because if so, I just forgot about Mindy Kaling!

Also, we need Craig Ferguson, we want to be laughing, right? Ergh, we need fifteen.

Do fictional characters count, because if so HARRY POTTER.

Renee Out.

A Beautiful Song by Renee

One day, you and me
Will go to NYC.
We'll go to a cool barbecue.
Who will be there at the barbecue?
Seth Meyers, 'Ayn' Rand, BJ Novak
All our friends,
Everyone who likes to eat barbecued food with us.

One day we'll go to LA.
Hmm mmmm, uh dada dada
Gab and Renee.
Who will we see, who?
Maybe Neil P and his gay lover David.

Speaking of David,
Speaking of David,
Cook, Cook,Cook, Cook,Cook,
Cook,Cook, Cook,Cook, Cook,
Cook, Cook,Cook, Cook,Cook,
Cook, Cook.

I love you, I love you, I love.
Not as much as Gab.

Gab's Number 2 Television Shows

It's a tie! I don't ever watch the second one anymore, but I was basically brought up on it.

The Office

Obviously this is at the top. Or close to it. Renee got me hooked and it's the second most amazing show, ever. Here is my order of favourite main characters:

1. Ryan (obviously)

2. Kelly

3. Jim

4. Toby

5. Andy/ Dwight

6. Creed

7. Angela

8. Pam

9. Oscar

10. Kevin

11. Michael

12. Stanley

13. Phyllis

14. Meredith

Seinfeld

So, as I previously mentioned, I essentially grew up with this show. It is really amazing. I love Kramer and Elaine. My favourite episode, I think, is a tie between when Kramer's phone line gets crossed with the movie theatre's, and the English Patient episode. Oh man, do I ever love this show.

Peace, Gab

Life is not a spectator sport

Lolita is a creepy book Gab. It's not so beautiful. Not so much at all. 

The Big Bang Theory is hilarious, I agree it's gotten a little lazy, but it's still good.

Paul Schneider is my new husband.

BJ Novak's joke is pretty funny. Did he make it up himself? I guess not if it's his favourite. It would be a little cocky of him to say that his favourite joke was one of his own.

Renee

BJ Novak's Favourite Joke

A man walks into a cake shop, and he says, "I'd like you to make me a cake in the shape of a 'B,' like, the letter B." And he says, "OK, great! Come back tomorrow."

And he comes back tomorrow. And he opens the box and looks at the cake and says, "I am so sorry,  I should have been more specific. I meant a lower-case 'b.' I will pay for it; I will have you do it again. I am so sorry." The guy says, "No, no, I should have asked. I'll redo it for free. Come back tomorrow."

He comes back the next day. The guy looks at the cake and says, "Oh no, my mistake! I can't believe I didn't say this. It has to be a lower-case cursive 'b.'" The guy in the store says, "Alright, well I am going to charge you this time. Come back tomorrow."

The guy comes back the next day, looks at the cake, it's a lower-case cursive 'b.' The guy says, "Perfect! Exactly what I wanted! Thank you so much, here is your money, here is a tip." The guy in the cake store says, "Oh, I am so relieved. Can I wrap that up for you?" And the guy says, "No, no, that's OK, I'll eat it here."

OH MON D, I totally forgot about this scene

I was just looking up clips of Ryan (HOT) on youtube, when I stumbled upon this one. I told Renee that I'd post 4 times tonight, but it's looking like it will now be five. So here it is. Is it not one of the most hilarious things EVER?!

I love Kelly.

He's so attractive.

Peace, Gab

Gab needs to get over it!

FOR THE LAST TIME, HE IS NOT HOT. I'm sorry. He's funny and talented and everything, but not hot. He actually looks a little bit like a corpse.

Now, if you want to transfer your affections to someone deserving, I have a few suggestions. Adam Lambert, John Krasinski, Adam Lambert, David Cook, Adam Lambert...any one of these men I would be more than willing to share with my bestie.

I'm so excited about when you come home! (and p.s. I was creeping your facebook wall, and none of your other friends even know when you get back, they're all like, "When do you come home?" Nerds!)

I saw Great Big Sea in concert. They were so good!

Grey's Anatomy was awesome! Owen is hot!

It's kind of late.

I'm going to see I Love You Man tomorrow. I can't wait until the HIMYM finale!!!

Robin: If he's missing some teeth, I'm missing my pants (favourite line right now)

I miss you!
Renee Out

This post is dedicated to BJ Novak

HE'S BACK NEXT EPISODE OF THE OFFICE! (Which airs in two weeks, unfortunately. What ever will I do with my Thursday night next week?)

I love Ryan so so so much. Renee doesn't. But I do. And, he's going to be blonde. I admit, he's much better looking with brown hair, but HE'S BACK!

"Will I be too warm in a long-sleeve tee?"

Peace, Gab

An Exciting Challenge for Renee!

So, we just finished writing our epic 10 page letter to Neil, and I was inspired to write more, to other famous people that I don't personally know! And then today, Renee had the idea to make it into a competition. Because that is what we always do: make it a competition.

She suggested that we each choose 10 people to send a letter to and then base the "winning" on the number of replies received. I realized, however, that I only really have 5/6* people that I want to send a letter and then 2 that I could force myself to write to. Furthermore, I am neither made of time, nor money. So I suggest this: we turn it into five?

I hereby take you up on your challenge.

Without further ado, here is my list of famous people that I'll be penning epic letters to.

1. Dustin Lance Black

2. Jorma Taccone

3. BJ Novak

4. Seth Meyers

5. Daniel Bruhl

6. Jed Whedon*

* I can't find his address on the ol' interweb. I say we do 5 letters unless I can find it sometime soon. So Renee, when you make your list, make sure you have an extra one just in case.

RULES (because there has to be some):

- It must be snail mail. It is a dying art, as you say.

- You cannot base your list upon who you think is likely to respond. It has to be based on people you legitimately  like. So Renee, I better see Sawyer on that list...

- By the power vested in me, I declare that Evangeline Lily does not count.

- Add your own rule, if you like.

It's a plan. How about that?

Peace, Gab

Things that are sexy according to Gab

1. Being inspired to make change/take a stand.

2. Intelligence. (In case you are curious, Jake Gyllenhaal went to Columbia, which is why I have posted a photo of him.)

3. Scruff. (And not just BJ Novak, like in general.)

4. T-Shirts.

5. Glasses.

Peace, Gab