Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Friday, April 24, 2009

Life is not a spectator sport

Lolita is a creepy book Gab. It's not so beautiful. Not so much at all. 

The Big Bang Theory is hilarious, I agree it's gotten a little lazy, but it's still good.

Paul Schneider is my new husband.

BJ Novak's joke is pretty funny. Did he make it up himself? I guess not if it's his favourite. It would be a little cocky of him to say that his favourite joke was one of his own.

Renee

BJ Novak's Favourite Joke


A man walks into a cake shop, and he says, "I'd like you to make me a cake in the shape of a 'B,' like, the letter B." And he says, "OK, great! Come back tomorrow."

And he comes back tomorrow. And he opens the box and looks at the cake and says, "I am so sorry,  I should have been more specific. I meant a lower-case 'b.' I will pay for it; I will have you do it again. I am so sorry." The guy says, "No, no, I should have asked. I'll redo it for free. Come back tomorrow."

He comes back the next day. The guy looks at the cake and says, "Oh no, my mistake! I can't believe I didn't say this. It has to be a lower-case cursive 'b.'" The guy in the store says, "Alright, well I am going to charge you this time. Come back tomorrow."

The guy comes back the next day, looks at the cake, it's a lower-case cursive 'b.' The guy says, "Perfect! Exactly what I wanted! Thank you so much, here is your money, here is a tip." The guy in the cake store says, "Oh, I am so relieved. Can I wrap that up for you?" And the guy says, "No, no, that's OK, I'll eat it here."