Gael is a good kisser

Or at least better than Sean Penn.

For reference:

Peace, Gab

Riffraff Post

Less is more, Renee, less is more. Plus, the quality of my posts is like a thousand times better than yours. 

I have basically given up on AP Calculus. I mean, I don't think I am going to learn anything more tonight. 

This is going to be a mish-mash post.

1) Kris is the sexiest thing ever to sing the AI stage. Furthermore, he did a respectable job tonight. Unlike *cough* Danny. Danny deserves to go home for his performance. But, here is how it's going to play out: Danny fans are going to vote extra for him to ensure he is in the final three after such an awful night. Adam will obviously be in the top, leaving Allison and Kris. For the past couple of weeks, it has been a toss up as to which would be in the top 3, but it's looking like it will almost certainly be Allison. She just has a better voice. As attractive as Kris is, his looks will only get him to top 4. My ideal final 3 would be Allison, Kris, and Adam, though.

GTFO Danny!

2) Renee, my favourite animal post obviously counts! I mean, what about your eyes closed post? It doesn't even make sense!

3) Renee, we seriously need to take some photos together. Y/Y?

4) Gael is SO attractive. Even in the crack video. 

5) Hilarious quotation by Kris Allen (ignore grammatical inaccuracies): "Sharing a bathroom with Adam is well... We're very different. He's got a lot of stuff, and I don't. But the bathroom is plenty big enough where he can fit all of his stuff. So it works." Later, Adam: "It's great! He's got like three items on the counter and I have fourty-five."

Peace, Gab

6) Danny Hokey is the most boring person, ever.

Laughing at Gab's taste in men

Oh no. Just know. This guy came in at number one on your hotties list Gab? THIS GUY?

Here's Gael Garcia Somebody singing the greasiest cover of Cheap Trick's I Want You To Want Me in existence. I think I'd even rather Heidi Montag sing this song. And I. Hate. Heidi Montag.



Renee Out Cringing

Tuesdays are Lame

How dare you, that website is so happy. I knew you wouldn't appreciate it, Tin Man. I'm very secretly sensitive.

I'm sorry, by Gabriel I was referring to Gael Garcia but I didn't want to effeminate (is that the word I'm looking for?) him by calling him by his real lesbian name.

That's a funny article. It's a trip I would take, I think. My favourite part is "there are no fucking postcards!" Haha, i loves the profanity.

NORAH JONES! hahahahahahahahahahaha.

.....again.....

NORAH JONES?!?! hahahahahahahahahaha.

Renee Out.

Gab's Number 1 Hottie

I'm pretty sure that there is only one thing that is cool about david frickin' cook (his name doesn't deserve to be capitalized), and that is that his middle name is Roland. Because in the episode 'Swarley' of HIMYM, that's what Barney calls Robin. But otherwise, EW.

Now onto the actual hottest guy. He also deserves a gallery.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

Gab's Number 1 Hottie: Gael García Bernal