Renee Returns from Road tripping...yay alliteration

Ali Lohan is just sketchy in general. I don't like people who try and make themselves famous because they have famous siblings (eg. Haylie Duff). There aren' many famous people I like - by famous, I mean the FAMOUS, can't pick their nose without being photographed, in all the tabloids, their favourite foods are memorized by their die-hard fans famous. Neil Patrick Harris, of course, is exempt from this category, because he's not that famous and becasue, well, he's awesome. You may notice my writing is very train of thoughty and not as well composed as my general thoughts tend to be. I am very travel lagged and things, so I will be going. Tomorrow there's a new episode of How I Met Your Mother and Gab will summarize her amazing tour experience I'm sure. Huzzah. Out Renee.

Middle-Aged at Fifteen

So, I'm not going to pretend that my secret sources gave me this photo. I saw it on dlisted, and found it so eerie that I have decided to post it here for all to see. 

This is Ali Lohan, the middle-aged younger sister of Lindsay Lohan. And when I say younger, I mean 15. How is she 15? I realize that when I was 15 I looked like a 9 year old, but I have seen other 15 year olds and know what one should look like. And this is not it. 

That is all I have to say about that. Click on the photo to see it bigger.

Peace, Gab

PS: What is up with the see-throughness of her dress?!