Hi there everybody. Unfortunately I am going away for two weeks, and since I have been the only one attempting to carry the blog these last few months (everyone's thinking it Gab!) the updates are going to be even slower and fewer between than usual. Which I apologize for, but I am determined to pick up the slack with mucho gusto when i return so that I can once again be laudable (word of the day - it means praiseworthy, no big deal.)
I will miss all our readers aka Danielle. Look forward to well versed in etiquette picking up its metaphorical socks when I return.
Renee Out.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Renee's predicament
Told entirely in third person.
So today Renee woke up and decided to feng shui her room since no one wanted to hang out with her (fingers pointing at you Gab). She sprung out of bed and took everything out if it's place before realizing that cleaning her room was not, in fact, what she had wanted to do all along, but that it was actually to go make herself a chicken and mayo sandwich. She vacated her room, leaving her bed piled high with three feet of junk that had been stored in the dark corners of her room.
Well! This landed her in a quite a predicament, as the title suggests. She is now officially bedless, since for some obscure reason her parents who worked all day and her Grandmother at the spry age of 87 do not feel like vacating their beds for one short night. How dare they.
So now she has a number of choices. Admittedly, this is not the first time this has happened. Her teachers said her attention span would improve over time. Her teachers were wrong.
Last time Renee bunked in the bathtub with very unsuccessful results, the worst of which was a strange sound made by her neck whenever she turned her head to the left for the next week or so. She is currently still deciding, but she is leaning towards setting up camp underneath the dining room table, because it gives her natural shelter and muffles the sound of those insane people who rise and shine at seven in the morning.
She's off to find some blankets to fashion her measly fort. Don't feel bad for her or anything. (Please do)
Renee Out.
P.S. Why is it that Kevin Bacon is so good at playing mental cases? And why is it that Renee chose this, of all nights, to watch a highly disturbing movie about Kevin Bacon becoming invisible and raping/murdering people, including my beloved Grunny? (Murder only with that one.) Poor Grunny. No tearing it up in that movie. His bloddy carcass reminds Renee of his sad fate on Lost - and on that note, she's off the sleep in the empty, creaking dining room.
So today Renee woke up and decided to feng shui her room since no one wanted to hang out with her (fingers pointing at you Gab). She sprung out of bed and took everything out if it's place before realizing that cleaning her room was not, in fact, what she had wanted to do all along, but that it was actually to go make herself a chicken and mayo sandwich. She vacated her room, leaving her bed piled high with three feet of junk that had been stored in the dark corners of her room.
Well! This landed her in a quite a predicament, as the title suggests. She is now officially bedless, since for some obscure reason her parents who worked all day and her Grandmother at the spry age of 87 do not feel like vacating their beds for one short night. How dare they.
So now she has a number of choices. Admittedly, this is not the first time this has happened. Her teachers said her attention span would improve over time. Her teachers were wrong.
Last time Renee bunked in the bathtub with very unsuccessful results, the worst of which was a strange sound made by her neck whenever she turned her head to the left for the next week or so. She is currently still deciding, but she is leaning towards setting up camp underneath the dining room table, because it gives her natural shelter and muffles the sound of those insane people who rise and shine at seven in the morning.
She's off to find some blankets to fashion her measly fort. Don't feel bad for her or anything. (Please do)
Renee Out.
P.S. Why is it that Kevin Bacon is so good at playing mental cases? And why is it that Renee chose this, of all nights, to watch a highly disturbing movie about Kevin Bacon becoming invisible and raping/murdering people, including my beloved Grunny? (Murder only with that one.) Poor Grunny. No tearing it up in that movie. His bloddy carcass reminds Renee of his sad fate on Lost - and on that note, she's off the sleep in the empty, creaking dining room.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
ZQ on Lizze Maguire
Haaaa. Made my day. I love him even more now.
Renee Out.
PS: This is a horrible show.
Renee Out.
PS: This is a horrible show.
One more ZQ
I like the Jonas Brothers one, and the last one, if it's real.
I understand that I post many a-video lately about my new bf Zachary Quinto but that is because he is awesome. He made this movie, isn't he awesome? Answer, yes he is. Also, my friend Grunny is in it.
I'll try and contain myself from posting too many more.
Renee Out.
I understand that I post many a-video lately about my new bf Zachary Quinto but that is because he is awesome. He made this movie, isn't he awesome? Answer, yes he is. Also, my friend Grunny is in it.
I'll try and contain myself from posting too many more.
Renee Out.
Funny Video Failures
I literally just watched at least forty of these. Here are my top five favourites:
5. Handshake Fail
4. Courage Fail
3. Opening Pitch Fail
2. Jonas Brothers Fail
1. Honking Fail
Which is your favourite?
Peace, Gab
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
New Hottie/Musician Wednesday
So I kind of already featured the guy, Brendan Hines (aka Eli Loker) but that was before I found out he was a musician, so now I have to refeature him.
He's pretty good. Not fantastic or anything, but fine. Here's my favourite song by him so far (I haven't listened to all of them yet.) And I think it's pretty funny that his "band" is called "The Brendan Hines" but then it's just him.
His lyrics are topnotch, the music's just a little - meh. I don't know, I'm just picky. But I still want to marry him:)
Also, I hate it when people take songs and then add a bunch of pictures to it and are like "look I made a video, rate, subscribe!" and then people have to view it so they can hear the song but then that person thinks people think their video is cool and keeps making more.
Did I also mention I hate spelling errors? Pretty sure I've beaten that one into the ground by this point, but nonetheless I really really do. Especially when they're my own I hate them.
Renee Out.
He's pretty good. Not fantastic or anything, but fine. Here's my favourite song by him so far (I haven't listened to all of them yet.) And I think it's pretty funny that his "band" is called "The Brendan Hines" but then it's just him.
His lyrics are topnotch, the music's just a little - meh. I don't know, I'm just picky. But I still want to marry him:)
Also, I hate it when people take songs and then add a bunch of pictures to it and are like "look I made a video, rate, subscribe!" and then people have to view it so they can hear the song but then that person thinks people think their video is cool and keeps making more.
Did I also mention I hate spelling errors? Pretty sure I've beaten that one into the ground by this point, but nonetheless I really really do. Especially when they're my own I hate them.
Renee Out.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Lack of updates = slack bloggers
Sorry, dear voracious readers - I know you have been crying yourselves to sleep over the lack of updates. We'll try to improve, but alas, we were very busy, and only getting busier. I know, how dare we have lives, right?
I do have a question. If anyone were to read this and respond they could answer me this - are there any new shows starting in the fall that sound like something Renee might be interested in? If so, let me know please. I don't watch enough tv (joke)
Speaking of tv, already mentioned I am sure, but I love Heroes and by Heroes I mean SYLAR aka Sylo. We are in love and we are getting married and that is the end of that.
I do have a question. If anyone were to read this and respond they could answer me this - are there any new shows starting in the fall that sound like something Renee might be interested in? If so, let me know please. I don't watch enough tv (joke)
Speaking of tv, already mentioned I am sure, but I love Heroes and by Heroes I mean SYLAR aka Sylo. We are in love and we are getting married and that is the end of that.
I also love this guy, but in a different way:)
This video makes me smile every time, as does the one of Adrian Pasdar aka Nathan Petrelli laughing hysterically over "Dramatic Chipmunk" for like five minutes. Poor sleep deprived underpaid (ha!) actors.
I'll try my best to update more, I really will.
Renee Out.
This video makes me smile every time, as does the one of Adrian Pasdar aka Nathan Petrelli laughing hysterically over "Dramatic Chipmunk" for like five minutes. Poor sleep deprived underpaid (ha!) actors.
I'll try my best to update more, I really will.
Renee Out.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Harry Potter movie review
Five stars! Or...isn't it only out of four in movies? I always forget. Well, anyways. The full amount of possible stars!
The movie exceeded my expectations (which means I can take Potions from Slughorn, haaa). It was way funnier than any of the other ones, the cinematography was great, and it was edited perfectly. There were no scenes that I missed, and there were none that I found superfluous.
Highlights: Harry high on Felix Felicis, Ron high on love potion (this movie seems to promote drug use. Stay clean, kiddies), Ron in the hospital scene, Luna's lion hat, the Quidditch parts and all of the special effects.
Who knew Daniel Radcliffe had comedic timing? All the acting has improved immensely, even hermione. She barely annoyed me this movie!
The special effects were ridiculous and DID I MENTION THAT DRACO MALFOY GOT SEXY? I don't know how or when but suddenyl he is such a fox. I think it's the combination of a side part, angst and a tight black suit.
Only downsides: my BF Dean didn't get enough screen time. However, for once they utilised Maggie Smith and Alan Rickman. Remember last movie when they were each in like one scene? LAMME.
Slughorn guy is funny too.
What a great movie!
Renee Out
The movie exceeded my expectations (which means I can take Potions from Slughorn, haaa). It was way funnier than any of the other ones, the cinematography was great, and it was edited perfectly. There were no scenes that I missed, and there were none that I found superfluous.
Highlights: Harry high on Felix Felicis, Ron high on love potion (this movie seems to promote drug use. Stay clean, kiddies), Ron in the hospital scene, Luna's lion hat, the Quidditch parts and all of the special effects.
Who knew Daniel Radcliffe had comedic timing? All the acting has improved immensely, even hermione. She barely annoyed me this movie!
The special effects were ridiculous and DID I MENTION THAT DRACO MALFOY GOT SEXY? I don't know how or when but suddenyl he is such a fox. I think it's the combination of a side part, angst and a tight black suit.
Only downsides: my BF Dean didn't get enough screen time. However, for once they utilised Maggie Smith and Alan Rickman. Remember last movie when they were each in like one scene? LAMME.
Slughorn guy is funny too.
What a great movie!
Renee Out
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
