Gab's Number 4 Hottie

Firstly: The Schwartzman brothers are hothothot. See ANY movie made by Wes Anderson (in particular, Rushmore) and you will appreciate Jason. Simultaneously, listen to some Rooney.

Secondly: As much as I lovelovelove The Breakfast Club, he isn't hot. He has a large nose in an unattractive way (unlike Adrian Brody). 

Thirdly: I threw up when I saw that photo of Ryan Reynolds. True story. He's doubly annoying and doubly ugly. It's like a quad of how much I hate him. Yuck.

Now, on to the important and actually hot stuff. My number 4. Also, there is a guy that works at my video store that looks just like him that I am in love with.

Gab's Number 4 Hottie: Daniel Brühl (see Goodbye Lenin! and The Edukators)